That didn't work too well
Updated: Feb 23, 2019
It's me again, Star Power. Remember I told you about that gorgeous guy at the store window? Well, we got to talking and he asked me out to dinner. I was ready for this and said: "I've already eaten and I'm on a diet, but I'd love to have a drink with you."
We went to this really nice hotel restaurant and sat at the bar drinking. He also ate some small dishes, but, being robotic, I couldn't have any. He said that he was from out of town and was staying at the hotel.
"What a coincidence!" I said. "I'm from out of town, too." I didn't tell him just how far out of town, though.
I said that I'd love to see his room, and he took me there. Everything was going so well! Then he got really mad at me. I don't know why. All I did was rip his clothes off. I mean, he had lots more in the closet. What was the big deal?
"I want a girlfriend, not an MMA fighter!" he said. He sounded really scared.
What's an MMA fighter? Anyway, I know that I'm lots stronger than most humans. I can't help it, I was built that way. I'll have to learn to tone it down. He was just so cute, though! I couldn't control myself.
So, I'm back on the street again, and it's getting late. Hold on ... there's a "rock concert" getting out now. A crowd is leaving this huge building. There's this group of boys and girls walking together.
"Hey, want to come party with us?" one of the boys said to me.
Well, doesn't that sound like a plan! I'll fill you in on the details later.