OK, I get the message! One minute I'm sitting comfortably at my desk in Chongqing, the next I'm out here above the clouds. Where is this place? When is this place? I've been exiled!

Guess it's time to negotiate a new deal with Blogo. There seems to be some misunderstanding about his working conditions on this blog. Well, OK, I did bamboozle him a little, but he's not the brightest tool in the shed, and I thought he wouldn't notice that he'd gotten a double work load without extra compensation.

All right, Blogo, send me back and we'll work something out.

Actually, it's kind of interesting up here. Is that a pair of golden arches in the distance? I haven't had good fast food for a while. I'll just check it out real quick.

See you later.