Actually, I've been saved by Iridium. I don't know what would have happened if Blogo hadn't sent him here. Well, actually I do know what would have happened – more of the same shenanigans. I’m getting quite the rep as a “sexual desperado” in this city. Guys are starting to run the other way when they see me coming. I was all set to relocate to a different town when Iri suddenly arrived. He’s not happy to be here, unfortunately, and he refuses to say “hi!” I think Winston asked him to keep an eye on me. Those two are really tight and would do anything for each other, no matter how much they might grumble. I love Winston so much! I tried to be faithful but I’m just not programmed for it. It’s all that life guard’s fault! If he hadn’t come over and invited me to the tiki bar, I might have been able to hold out. He had all these big muscles and must have thought he was the strongest thing on two legs. But once I got him sprawled over my knees, he sure found out otherwise. Wasn’t his little tushie red after the spanking was over? OTK rules! Gotta go. Iri is in a really bad mood, maybe I can cheer him up. Bye-ee Star Power