• The B2

Deplorable Conservative meets Compassionate Liberal

In an attempt to bridge the gap of misunderstanding in our society, I've brought together two gentlemen from opposite ends of the political spectrum for a friendly chat. Enjoy!

Brian: Nice weather we're having, eh?

Compassionate Liberal: Impeach Trump!

Deplorable Conservative: MAGA!

Compassionate Liberal: Impeach Trump!

Deplorable Conservative: Is that all you can say?

CL: 25th Amendment!

DC: 2nd Amendment!

Brian: So, I was kind of hoping for a productive type discussion here.

CL: Who is this guy, anyway?

DC: Beats me.

Brian: I'm Brian, and this is my blog

CL: Is that so? Just don't write anything that offends me. Got it?

DC: That's no way to talk. Without Brian, you wouldn't even be here.

CL: I don't need this crappy blog; I can go on Oprah.

DC: Why the hell don't you, then?

CL: [deeply offended] How'd you like to get your butt kicked?

DC: I'll tell you this just once. I have a carry permit, and this is no squirt gun in my pocket.

CL: Since you put it that way . . . yeah, the weather is kinda nice, isn't it?

Brian: Ahem, well thanks for your input, guys. We'll have to do this again sometime.

CL: Over his dead body!

DC: Fat &#!*! chance of that!

CL: @&#!*!

DC: &#@#!$*!

Brian: On that note, let's wrap up. Thanks for reading!

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