Carlita Blade speaking
Updated: Feb 25, 2019
Oh no, it's Carlita Blade, the rogue novelist from 4th Musketelle! She looks angry.
Brian: Hello, Carlita. How are you?
Carlita: Not very well, thanks to you. When are you going to write a sequel to 4th Musketelle?
Brian: Well, I've been kind of busy.
Carlita: I was just coming into my own when the book ended. I'd be a major player in the sequel!
B: I suppose you're right.
C: It's because I'm a woman, isn't it? You don't want me to break the glass ceiling.
B: Hold on! I've created lots of strong female characters - Star Power, Ernestina Corozal . . .
C: Then why not me? I'll bet you voted against Hillary simply because she's a woman.
B: I don't discuss political preferences here. All political figures get equal abuse on this blog.
C: You know what happened to my ex, right? Maybe there's something nasty in your future, too.
B: I'm tired of you characters threatening me. You're getting the Alice in Wonderland treatment.
C: What's that?
B: "Who cares for you? You're nothing but a pack of cards!"
B: Hey, she's gone! So . . . if I ever write that sequel, we'll see what happens to Carlita Blade.