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Carlita Blade speaking

Updated: Feb 25, 2019

Oh no, it's Carlita Blade, the rogue novelist from 4th Musketelle! She looks angry.

Brian: Hello, Carlita. How are you?

Carlita: Not very well, thanks to you. When are you going to write a sequel to 4th Musketelle?

Brian: Well, I've been kind of busy.

Carlita: I was just coming into my own when the book ended. I'd be a major player in the sequel!

B: I suppose you're right.

C: It's because I'm a woman, isn't it? You don't want me to break the glass ceiling.

B: Hold on! I've created lots of strong female characters - Star Power, Ernestina Corozal . . .

C: Then why not me? I'll bet you voted against Hillary simply because she's a woman.

B: I don't discuss political preferences here. All political figures get equal abuse on this blog.

C: You know what happened to my ex, right? Maybe there's something nasty in your future, too.

B: I'm tired of you characters threatening me. You're getting the Alice in Wonderland treatment.

C: What's that?

B: "Who cares for you? You're nothing but a pack of cards!"


B: Hey, she's gone! So . . . if I ever write that sequel, we'll see what happens to Carlita Blade.


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